Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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