A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

A man goes to the potty.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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