Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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An Asian with a big dick.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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civil rights

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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