What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How you know when dislextic

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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