- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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