A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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