- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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