What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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you gay?

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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