- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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