- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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