- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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