- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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