- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How you know when dislextic

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A russian gives away vodka.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Tucker Rivera

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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