what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Communism hehe xd

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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