- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Actually it was me Josh brown

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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