What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

I love pissing people off :P

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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