- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A woman walks into a bar.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

civil rights

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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