- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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