- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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