Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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A pope meets another one

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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