- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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