Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Anti Joke

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