Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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