- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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