- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Women deserve equal rights.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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