- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Gus's mom

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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