what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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men's rights activists

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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