- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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