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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

No it doesnt..

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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