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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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