why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Knock Knock Come in

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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