- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Maths.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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