FUCK YOU

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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