- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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