Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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