why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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alert('The Game')

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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