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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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