- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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