Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

A blonde dies Lololol

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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