Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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