moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Dwarf Shortage

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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