- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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