- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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