- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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