Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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