Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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