Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Knock Knock Come in

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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hey hey apple

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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