- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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