- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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