- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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