What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's long and black? A long and black object.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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