A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A storm be brewin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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