- Anti Joke

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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