- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A house comes around the corner.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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