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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Chris Bosh's neck

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

human centipede

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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