- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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