- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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