what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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