Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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