human centipede

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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