- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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