- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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