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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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