SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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