- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

i wonder who made this website? a human

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

knock knock i have diarrhea

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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