What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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A gay man watches football.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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