Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Tony Romo

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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