What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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i like it in the mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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