there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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a man makes a bad joke

Anti Joke

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