- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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