'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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i saw amango it splootered

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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