- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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