- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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