- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Death by kayak

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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