What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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