Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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David Cameron

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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