a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

jews

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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