- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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