I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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