- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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