- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

i hate non minorities!

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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