roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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