- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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