- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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