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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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