- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A van drives into a car.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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