- Anti Joke

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!