- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

I'm so punny.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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