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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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