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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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