What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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men's rights activists

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Chlamydia

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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