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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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